i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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