Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
