Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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