I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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