He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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