Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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