(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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