suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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