There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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