Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Someone shattered a urinal.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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