It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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