Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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