I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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