she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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