i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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