i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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