break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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