yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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