My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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