Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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