so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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