i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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