oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This is my gift to your gina
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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