I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
His nipple licking is glorious
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