We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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