you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
