Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We got so high we made milksteak
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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