Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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