Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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