This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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