yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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