dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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