I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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