I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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