I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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