check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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