she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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