Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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