i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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