He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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