JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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