Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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