I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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