I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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