Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
that is very illegal...i love you.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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