I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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