Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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