i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
