and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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