discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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